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On discouraging our future daughter’s fashion trends

Wife: What if she is into boy bands?
Me: I will practice b-boy dancing in the living room with my balding head and a T-Shirt that says “Johnny’s” on it. I will also fawn over her idol trading cards that she bought in Harajuku.
Wife: What if she is goth?
Me: Then I will greet her in the morning at the kitchen table with my newspaper wearing a spiked dog collar.
Wife: What is she is a gyaru?
Me: I will have to get a MASSIVE fluffy keitai strap, put some bronzing on my skin and dye one strip of my hair platinum blonde. I may hang some beads from that strip of hair.