Category: parenthood
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This middle name will be the death of me
Me: Do you think we should give her a middle name? Her: I thought you didn’t want to do that. Me: I know, but if we go overseas she will be the only one without a middle name. Her: Okay, we should give her a really Japanese name though. Me: Like “Sakura”? Her pulls face:…
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On discouraging our future daughter’s fashion trends
Wife: What if she is into boy bands? Me: I will practice b-boy dancing in the living room with my balding head and a T-Shirt that says “Johnny’s” on it. I will also fawn over her idol trading cards that she bought in Harajuku. Wife: What if she is goth? Me: Then I will greet…